you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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