like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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