I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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