Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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