I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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