He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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