I want to have your abortion
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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