Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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