i don't like sucking hair
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
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He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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