I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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