If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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