We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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