I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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