you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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