Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Someone signed my nipple.
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