i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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