Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
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We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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