i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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