Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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