Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I will be naked everywhere
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
