I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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