And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
