So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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