walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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