This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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