I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
how drunk are you?
Several
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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