So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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