Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool