I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday