You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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