Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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