Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Drake has all the answers
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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