She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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