You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
We don't watch enough power rangers
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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