it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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