What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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