the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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