She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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