i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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