butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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