I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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