i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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