So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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