imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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