If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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