omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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