she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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