Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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