do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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