physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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