What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Randomize
