You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
