It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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