Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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