I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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